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A wicked combination
im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now
UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend
^^^^ I’m dead!!!!!! Quote of the year
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1930’s Teen Delinquents
i.e. life role models
I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever.
That girl in the chair seems like such a badass I bet she was the leader of the crew.
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"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
Newfies are really just big fluffy bears.
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Bats illuminated by lightning
I am the night…
Kristen Stewart in Iinterview Magazine, Fall 2014 Issue
american horror story: asylum
Celso Piña & Cafe Tacuba - Aunque no sea conmigo
Enrique Bunbury. (via dumbwaystogethigh)
Aunque No Sea Conmigo (“Café Tacuba y Celso Piña”)